I have been perfecting my fried chicken for more years than you've been alive missy. This is as near perfect as it gets.
You will need:
Some chicken - I get whatever I have in the freezer. Sometimes it's a cut up fryer, sometimes it's wings, sometimes it's skinless and boneless breasts. All work just fine. You'll be happier if they're all around the same size - so cut the breasts in half.
Some buttermilk - I've used milk and egg soaks and lemon juice soaks - buttermilk is so much better than anything else. Just go get you some.
Some flour - usually about 2 cups
Some seasonings - 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp pepper, 1 tsp Beau Monde
http://www.spiceadvice.com/brands/spice_islands/index.htmlCooling racks - large enough to hold all the chicken
Some oil - corn or vegetable or peanut. your choice
A pan - my all time favorite is a huge pan from Bialetti's Maestro line
http://www.bialetti.comA cookie sheet - this is to hold the done pieces while the rest are cooking.
Soak the chicken in buttermilk refridgerated for at least 2 hours. I use a zip lock bag but you can use a bowl.
About an hour and a half before you want to eat mix flour and seasonings in a bowl or ziplock bag. Take the chicken out of the buttermilk and put it in the flour - toss it around until it's totally coated. This part is so messy - no way around it - you will have hands all covered in buttermilk/flour glue.
Put the coated chicken pieces on the cooling racks. It needs to sit and rest for 20 minutes. This step is really important to make the crispy golden goodness pretty foolproof. You'd need to ask someone else why this is...I just know that if my chicken doesn't rest in it's coating it sometimes won't work. If you can't abide the thought of chicken sitting out for that long then put it in the fridge. I leave it out. No one has died or even gotten sick yet.
Put enough oil into your heavy frying pan so it's 1-2 inches deep. Heat up your oil when the chicken is nearly done with it's nap. Here is how I tell if my oil is hot enough - when I can smell it from the other side of the kitchen I know it's time to attend. I look at it to see if it's shimmery with heat, then I toss one of the many little bits of buttermilk/flour glue that are sitting around under the racks of chicken into the pan. If it dances and bubbles and gets brown fast then my oil is hot enough. You can use an oil themometer to make sure it's 365 degrees. I don't want to admit I deep fry enough to own one.
Put the cookie sheet into a warm oven - around 200 degrees is fine.
Put the chicken in. When all the chicken is in turn your heat down to medium. At this point you'll just be standing there making sure it's all browning evenly. Cook it til it's all brown and done. Large pieces take 20 minutes, small pieces take 10.
Don't crowd your chicken - if your pan isn't big enough than use two pans or cook it in batches. That's why you have a warm tray in the oven to hold it.
When it's all done you'll really really want to make gravy. Don't know how? How sad! I'll write about making gravy next time.
Until then you can serve the chicken with cole slaw and biscuits.